Graham Norton’s Best Lines From The Eurovision Final

Monday, 24 May 2021 05:58

The commentator delivered some zingers during the broadcast.

Graham Norton returned to Eurovision for his 12th contest and delivered his customary barbs and zingers as he kept a watchful eye over proceedings.

The broadcaster offered up colourful commentary on the 26 countries competing in the grand final.

Here are some of his best lines:

– “We have some great vocalists tonight – some flat as Holland.”

– “It’s less Destiny’s Child … more Destiny’s Inappropriate Auntie.

#Hairography. That's the tweet. pic.twitter.com/VQMrDplJhb

— Eurovision Song Contest (@Eurovision) May 22, 2021

– “Goodness. I guess hairdressers haven’t reopened in Serbia.”

– “Well this song is Marmite. If everyone hated Marmite.”

🇩🇪 Tell me you’re watching #Eurovision without ACTUALLY telling me you’re watching #Eurovision pic.twitter.com/v437DwWqmN

— BBC Eurovision🇬🇧 (@bbceurovision) May 22, 2021

– “Why so angry? Was it the lack of conditioner in the hotel bathroom?”

The Roop, The Roop, The Roop is on fire! 🕺 #Eurovision #OpenUp #Lithuania pic.twitter.com/5Z755rQI8Q

— Eurovision Song Contest (@Eurovision) May 22, 2021

– “They look like people from IT who dressed up as Steps for a Christmas party.

If you didn't know you needed stomping Italian glam-rock in your life…well you certainly do now. #Eurovision #OpenUp #Italy pic.twitter.com/M76Btzme9z

— Eurovision Song Contest (@Eurovision) May 22, 2021

“This has already been streamed 30 million times. I’m reading that because I don’t understand it. Maybe it will grow on me, like mould on a bathroom ceiling.”